A group of concerned flight analysts at North Pole Flight Command have filed a report warning of serious issues with the new design of Santa’s sleigh. The report highlights the progress made since test flights began and warns that not enough time remains between now and Christmas to resolve the issues. Compounding the issues are […]
The test flights of Santa’s sleigh – currently over Sector 5 and using a version named Helga – have taken a bit of a dark turn. The focus of the test flights since the first of this month has been on the performance of the sleigh once fully loaded. Elf Z, famed flight analyst and […]
As revealed in North Pole Chat over the weekend the test flights of Santa’s sleigh have several new aspects to report: 1. A new version of the sleigh has been ordered, to be named Helga. 2. The test flights are heading to Sector 5. 3. Test flights will focus on fully loaded sleighs at high […]
The test flights of Santa’s sleigh have recently returned some shocking results. Flight are now performing 35% faster and reindeer fatigue, even at the highest speeds, has fallen by better than 25%. Elf Roger Star, director of North Pole Flight Command, credits Santa and Mrs. Claus for modifications they made to flight routines and for […]
