Beatrice, the #2 version of Santa’s new sleigh, is not performing well in test flights. “She’s slow,” said Elf Tex Cramer, a lead designer on the radical new sleigh design. “We need to meet a minimum speed threshold in order to fly this thing on Christmas Eve and we’re not meeting it.” Santa, who has […]
The North Pole Sleigh Department just received a substantial build order, signed by Santa Claus, for 3500 new specialty sleighs. This is the largest order of new sleighs of any type ever received. North Pole Flight Command was informed of this order due to the immediate placement of these new sleighs into the global Operation […]
The return of Santa’s reindeer is clearly happening earlier this year, due to the wedding scheduled at the end of August for Trixie and the Mighty Mick. Because of that discussions about when to hold the reindeer games have started. But it is turning into a debate. Last year the games were held in October, […]
North Pole Flight Command announces the most comprehensive assignment to the North Pole Navy in history. For the first time ever, each delivery sector will have a flagship and a small fleet of ships assigned permanently. “The North Pole Navy is an indispensable tool in the work of Santa’s delivery objectives,” stated Elf Roger Star, […]
