School is in session at North Pole Flight Command as reindeer and test pilots alike have been briefed on features new to Santa’s sleigh and are now being taught changes in flight procedures. All training sessions are being held in secure facilities. Details of all the new data and instruction have been classified as “top […]
Santa has now issued these advisories in the general area of the South Pacific: Tokelau Tuvalu Noriti Arariki And other surrounding islands in the general area of the above
BREAKING NEWS: Mrs. Claus, a certified sleigh pilot, is volunteering as a pilot and will assist with Operation Airlift under the direction of North Pole Flight Command. It is not yet known where she will serve or for how long. When she takes off from the North Pole all functions of Operation Merry Christmas will […]
North Pole Flight Command has issued an alert for believers in all areas to be mindful of all reindeer in the skies tonight, not just Santa’s reindeer. Record levels of sleighs are launching from the North Pole in a constant state, each sleigh powered by an average of more than 10 reindeer. These reindeer are […]
