Tracker elves come in many different types, the most famous being those tracker elves who “track Santa for Santa” at SantaTrackers.net, home to the most exclusive community of elves online. Those tracker elves serve remotely all around the world. That is their secret. They are eyes for Santa right where they live and Santa has […]
Reportedly unhappy with the results of Beatrice, test flight engineers have rushed some modifications to the design of Santa’s new sleigh and Santa has approved the third version of the Sleigh to be built, this one code-named Clara. Clara is expect to take to the skies in about a week and could see significant test […]
The Sleigh Department has completed and delivered the first 50 sleighs of a 3500 sleigh order than Santa placed more than a week ago. “For an order that was just placed, that’s a fantastic turn around,” noted Elf Z, the Associate Director of Santa Trackers and North Pole Flight Command insider. “We’re going to be […]
Beatrice, the #2 version of Santa’s new sleigh, is not performing well in test flights. “She’s slow,” said Elf Tex Cramer, a lead designer on the radical new sleigh design. “We need to meet a minimum speed threshold in order to fly this thing on Christmas Eve and we’re not meeting it.” Santa, who has […]
