Entries by Elf Harold Star

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Helga is Sluggish in First Tests

The test flights of Santa’s sleigh – currently over Sector 5 and using a version named Helga – have taken a bit of a dark turn. The focus of the test flights since the first of this month has been on the performance of the sleigh once fully loaded. Elf Z, famed flight analyst and […]

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Shocking Test Flight Results

The test flights of Santa’s sleigh have recently returned some shocking results. Flight are now performing 35% faster and reindeer fatigue, even at the highest speeds, has fallen by better than 25%. Elf Roger Star, director of North Pole Flight Command, credits Santa and Mrs. Claus for modifications they made to flight routines and for […]

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Another 800 Sleighs Delivered

The Sleigh Department made another big delivery of sleighs this week – 800 were added to the supply, making now 1650 total sleighs out of 3500 ordered have been completed. The sleighs are to power Operation Airlift this year. Operation Airlift is the effort to support Santa’s sleigh by resupplying Santa with toys, by shuttling […]