The rookie reindeer program at the North Pole has taken a giant step forward with 1000 additional recruits added to the training program over the weekend. That means we’re nearly half way to the goal of 5000 rookie reindeer by the time Santa launches. If these reindeer all graduate, we’ll have 2400 rookie reindeer ready […]
Santa has turned in his flight reports from his test flight run and in the process has placed the order for the 7th version of the new sleigh, this next one code-named Gerty. Fanny was a good model and the sleigh Mrs. Claus flew for the speed record on a test flight is headed for […]
Version #6 of Santa’s sleigh has arrived in Sector 3. Code named Fanny, the new sleigh is being put into service and flown by both Santa and Mrs. Claus who are there this week as part of the test pilot team. Engineers at Flight Command have been less vocal in their criticism of the new […]
Another class of 500 rookie reindeer have been recruited and are now in training for service for Operation Merry Christmas. That makes 900 of the 5000 rookie reindeer needed for this year. In an associated announcement, the Reindeer Operations Department has said that these new rookie reindeer will NOT be invited to participate in the […]
