Ivy was a short-lived version of Santa’s sleigh. Ordered today was a new version, the 10th one so far this year, and it will be named Jan. According to elves in the Sleigh Design Team the newest version will include sophisticated new “load stabilizers” that make fully loaded sleighs more steady at high speeds. October […]
Santa has decided to stay the course. After reviewing data in the report submitted a few days ago about concerns with the performance of Santa’s new sleigh design in test flights Santa has opted to press on. “The concerns of flight analysts and engineers are valid and concerning,” admitted Flight Command Director Elf Roger Star. […]
During Christmas in July Santa announced the need for 3500 new sleighs to support Operation Airlift. The Sleigh Department today delivered another 800 of those sleighs today, making 2450 sleighs built of the 3500 needed. The sleighs are of a design that matches the radical new sleigh design being tested for Santa right now. Since […]
The rookie reindeer program at the North Pole has taken a giant step forward with 1000 additional recruits added to the training program over the weekend. That means we’re nearly half way to the goal of 5000 rookie reindeer by the time Santa launches. If these reindeer all graduate, we’ll have 2400 rookie reindeer ready […]
