Version #3 of Sleigh Coming
Reportedly unhappy with the results of Beatrice, test flight engineers have rushed some modifications to the design of Santa’s new sleigh and Santa has approved the third version of the Sleigh to be built, this one code-named Clara.
Clara is expect to take to the skies in about a week and could see significant test flight time over Greenland, according to flight schedulers who are trying to find the right conditions for the test flights.
“So many times people judge the sleigh based upon how fast it can go or how high it can fly under bad weather conditions, or in hot or cold.” Said Elf Quinton Q. Quigley, head elf of the Research and Development Department at the North Pole. R&D is now part of the test flight project.
“I’m not a flight engineer,” Elf Quinton said. “I’m a problem fixer. There are many issues with Santa’s sleigh we are trying to address that actually have nothing to do with flight.”
These comments match well what Santa has been saying about the concerns of Flight Engineers these past several weeks.
What problems they are trying to fix is not something elves want to discuss.
Santa’s sleigh this year will clearly be different but we are yet to learn just how.
We will keep you updated on Santa’s new sleigh as we learn more about it.
- Version #3 of Sleigh Coming - July 14, 2026
- Fifty New Sleighs Delivered - July 13, 2026
- Struggles with New Sleigh Design - July 9, 2026
