Entries by Elf Meg Nogg

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Santa Cleared for Launch

North Pole Flight Command has conferred with the Department of Redundancy Department and it appears all the lists have been checked and double checked. Every Regional Tracking Center, every ship of the North Pole Navy, and every North Pole Department has completed and confirmed – Santa is now cleared for launch. We expect an on-time […]

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Sector 5 Authorized for Delivery

Sector 5, covering Central and North America, the most populous sector of believers in the world, has just given the “go for launch” signal. Trackers there will be in the Red Zone. As the last Sector to authorize the stage is now set for North Pole Flight Command to clear Santa’s final hurdles for launch […]