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Santa Wants No Delays

Santa Wants No Delays

Santa Claus has communicated rather clearly and emphatically that he wants no delays in sleighs – including his own – launching from the North Pole.

Flight analysts, logistics experts, weather folks and distribution managers have recommended delays for Santa because of the backlog in Santa’s workshop and for sleighs of Operation Airlift due to the severe North Pole weather.

Santa is hearing none of it, insisting that all original plans remain in place without deviation.

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