Shocking Test Flight Results
The test flights of Santa’s sleigh have recently returned some shocking results. Flight are now performing 35% faster and reindeer fatigue, even at the highest speeds, has fallen by better than 25%.
Elf Roger Star, director of North Pole Flight Command, credits Santa and Mrs. Claus for modifications they made to flight routines and for new measuring standards they taught to flight analysts at North Pole Flight Command.
An informal poll of flight analysts at North Pole Flight Command shows that confidence in the new sleigh design is growing.
Sleigh version #7, nick named Gerty, has excelled in recent days as it has been introduced to the test flight fleet.
The results are especially encouraging given that all of Santa’s A-team of reindeer have returned to the North Pole. Test flight reindeer are pretty good but they are not as good as Santa’s A-team. So to get the better results is quite surprising.
Test flights will continue over Sector 3 for a few more days and rumors are swirling they may be heading to Sector 5 next month.
We will keep you updated.
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