The two men who will travel the world in just hours from right now will be in North Pole Chat later today – Santa Claus and Elf Crash Murphy. Both are intent on answering questions from those who track Santa for Santa. Tracking Santa for much of the world just means knowing where Santa is […]
The Kringle Plan is increasing the number of reindeer and sleighs for Operation Airlift and that is creating a special need that is not easy to fulfill: pilots. North Pole Flight Command has put out a call worldwide for experienced sleigh pilots. While there are automations that could be built into sleighs they are time […]
After long discussions with Santa, Elf Roger Star, director of North Pole Flight Command, has informed the Tracking Department of the immediate need for 5 million more tracker elves to track Santa for Santa. “That sounds like a lot but it really isn’t at this time of the year.” Elf Roger Star, who previously served […]
The Department of Redundancy Department filed a report with North Pole Flight Command today suggesting that more tracker elves are needed to track Santa for Santa this year. The report comes as a big surprise because the Tracking Department’s own accounting suggests that recruitment numbers for new tracker elves are at an all-time high and […]
