Entries by Elf Meg Nogg

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North Pole Navy Stays in the Atlantic

With the North Pole Navy already stationed in the Atlantic and the test flights of Santa’s sleigh happening in Sector 3 in Europe and Africa, North Pole Flight Command today indicated that the North Pole Navy will not be dispatched to other seas at this time. The fact the fleet will remain in the Atlantic […]

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Sleigh Sightings in Sector 5

In the past hour we have received multiple reports here at North Pole Flight Command of sleigh sightings in Sector 5. I am not at liberty yet to say where these are happening. However, whatever is in the skies in Sector 5 right now is NOT from the North Pole. Repeat: these are NOT North […]

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Flights Could Be in Sector 3 for Weeks

Test Flights of Santa’s Sleigh could be in Sector 3 for weeks. Favorable weather -mostly- and conditions in other parts of the world are keeping the test flights in Europe and Africa, according to engineers in North Pole Flight Command. “The stage we’re at with this sleigh is very passive,” said flight director Elf Buck […]