Entries by Elf Meg Nogg

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Trackers Pass 1 Million Reports

Santa stunned the world at a press conference this year by announcing there would be no new recruiting goal for tracker elves. The focus would instead shift to the number of tracker reports filed this year in helping Santa track Santa for Santa. The goal is 1 billion tracker reports. So for us to be […]

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Another New Sleigh Ordered

The test flights of Santa’s sleigh are not yet transitioned to Sector 2 and already a redesign has been ordered. Version 5 just did not last long. Again, this is not unusual. As we have said before, the sleigh can be revised as many as 12 times during the test flight schedule. However, quick changes […]

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Winter Storm Creates Havoc

An early winter snowstorm knocked the North Pole offline mid-week and it has been a struggle to restore vital services. Weather watchers in Flight Command say the storm has been the equivalent to a Category 5 hurricane. Normally a winter blizzard is not so disruptive to a place used to heavy year-round weather. But September […]