The process of sending out bedtime advisories from Santa’s sleigh is being updated and tested at this time. This may be the first time in more than 25 years that this process might change. Presently, Santa himself directs the process from his sleigh using computer assisted voice commands to send out prompts for when believers […]
Test flights of Santa’s sleigh could begin as early as July, according to North Pole Flight Command teams meeting with Santa. Several weeks ago the Department of Redundancy Department issued a warning that not enough time was being devoted to Santa’s sleigh this year which cause no small amount of upset in Flight Command. Santa […]
Santa’s launch is 250 days away. Elves in North Pole Flight Command are actually off today, as it is a Sunday and it is Easter. But the occasion is being marked with a number of activities. In fact, a debate has erupted in recent days over Santa’s sleigh. I’m told there will be some meetings […]
The Department of Redundancy Department has issued a warning to Flight Command about the schedule for the development of Santa’s Sleigh for this year. In a highly public and unusual announcement the department claimed the schedule for rolling out Santa’s new sleigh was insufficient and would lead to problems. The Department of Redundancy Department was […]
