More Tracker Elves Needed

After long discussions with Santa, Elf Roger Star, director of North Pole Flight Command, has informed the Tracking Department of the immediate need for 5 million more tracker elves to track Santa for Santa.

“That sounds like a lot but it really isn’t at this time of the year.” Elf Roger Star, who previously served as the director of Santa Trackers. “Santa feels that while our present levels of tracker elves is very good and getting stronger everyday the needs come Christmas Eve will be greater than we anticipated earlier in the year. He wants to see 3 million more elves in Sector 5, and 1 million more elves in Sector 4. With the remaining balance to be increased in the other sectors.”

Elf Crash Murphy, currently the International Director of Santa Trackers, is meeting with Elf Supervisors in each sector today to discuss how these new tracker elf numbers will be reached in the next two weeks.

Elf Crash estimates that better than 40 million tracker elves are already on-board worldwide and that with the new targets Santa has set and the natural momentum of new signups already in gear that more than 60 million people will become elves to track Santa for Santa this year.

New tracker elves can signup at SantaTrackers.net.

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Elf Harold Star

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Elf Harold Star is a veteran news reporter and editor formerly with the North Pole Gazette. He has reported North Pole News for more than 50 years. He now serves the North Pole News Network as its primary news editor. Elf Harold lives at the North Pole with his wife, 4 cats and 3 very scared goldfish.

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