The Department of Redundancy Department filed a report with North Pole Flight Command today suggesting that more tracker elves are needed to track Santa for Santa this year. The report comes as a big surprise because the Tracking Department’s own accounting suggests that recruitment numbers for new tracker elves are at an all-time high and […]
Trackers and believers in Santa can now celebrate the arrival of Christmas Eve in Sector 5. That means all trackers in Sector 5 are in the Red Zone. The Red Zone is when Christmas Eve begins in any given area. It means sleighs of all types – freighters, scouts, weather trackers, and other North Pole […]
The clock has ticked over to Christmas Eve day in the far eastern portions of Sector 4, signaling that Sector 4 is now in the Red Zone. The Red Zone is when Christmas Eve begins in any given area. It means sleighs of all types – freighters, scouts, weather trackers, and other North Pole sleighs […]
North Pole Flight Command makes note that it is now Christmas Eve in Africa and Europe. Therefore, Sector 3 is now in the Red Zone. The Red Zone is when Christmas Eve begins in any given area. It means sleighs of all types – freighters, scouts, weather trackers, and other North Pole sleighs associated with […]
