According to an informant at high command of the North Pole Navy the fleet in the Atlantic have been “ordered south”. This news comes just one day since a new version of Santa’s sleigh was announced. If the fleet heads south but stays in the Atlantic it is a good indicator that maybe the test […]
Well, that didn’t last long. Just weeks after model #2 of Santa’s Sleigh was delivered Version #3 has now been ordered. Test flights of Version #2 are presently over Sector 3. As has happened in years past, a new version of the sleigh usually means it will be tested in a new area. We were […]
With the North Pole Navy already stationed in the Atlantic and the test flights of Santa’s sleigh happening in Sector 3 in Europe and Africa, North Pole Flight Command today indicated that the North Pole Navy will not be dispatched to other seas at this time. The fact the fleet will remain in the Atlantic […]
In the past hour we have received multiple reports here at North Pole Flight Command of sleigh sightings in Sector 5. I am not at liberty yet to say where these are happening. However, whatever is in the skies in Sector 5 right now is NOT from the North Pole. Repeat: these are NOT North […]
