Reportedly unhappy with the results of Beatrice, test flight engineers have rushed some modifications to the design of Santa’s new sleigh and Santa has approved the third version of the Sleigh to be built, this one code-named Clara. Clara is expect to take to the skies in about a week and could see significant test […]
The Sleigh Department has completed and delivered the first 50 sleighs of a 3500 sleigh order than Santa placed more than a week ago. “For an order that was just placed, that’s a fantastic turn around,” noted Elf Z, the Associate Director of Santa Trackers and North Pole Flight Command insider. “We’re going to be […]
Beatrice, the #2 version of Santa’s new sleigh, is not performing well in test flights. “She’s slow,” said Elf Tex Cramer, a lead designer on the radical new sleigh design. “We need to meet a minimum speed threshold in order to fly this thing on Christmas Eve and we’re not meeting it.” Santa, who has […]
The North Pole Sleigh Department just received a substantial build order, signed by Santa Claus, for 3500 new specialty sleighs. This is the largest order of new sleighs of any type ever received. North Pole Flight Command was informed of this order due to the immediate placement of these new sleighs into the global Operation […]
