North Pole Flight Command announces the most comprehensive assignment to the North Pole Navy in history. For the first time ever, each delivery sector will have a flagship and a small fleet of ships assigned permanently. “The North Pole Navy is an indispensable tool in the work of Santa’s delivery objectives,” stated Elf Roger Star, […]
Santa will be meeting individually with department heads of the Workshop, the Wrapping Department, Reindeer Operations and even the North Pole Post Office about the deployment of Santa’s new sleigh this year. According to Elf Joel, keeper of Santa’s calendar, and according to the office of Elf Roger Star, Director of North Pole Flight Command, […]
Santa Claus has moved his entire office – and his office staff – to North Pole Flight Command. As we have noted already several times the past few months Santa has been deeply invested in the new sleigh slated for use this Christmas. He has been involved in every step of the process from the […]
After more than a week of preliminary test flights of Santa’s new sleigh design there are rumors of troubles. Flight data looks rough. The sleigh has not performed well with landings especially. Flight engineers are working to diagnose the issues. Flight planners at North Pole Flight Command indicate that while there are issues there is […]
