After more than a week of preliminary test flights of Santa’s new sleigh design there are rumors of troubles. Flight data looks rough. The sleigh has not performed well with landings especially. Flight engineers are working to diagnose the issues. Flight planners at North Pole Flight Command indicate that while there are issues there is […]
The Regional Tracking Center Committee has submitted their final report, which includes their recommended locations for each sector. The Elf Supervisors were informed yesterday of the recommendations. The final step in the process is a sign-off from Santa, then final contract negotiations with the host countries can proceed. It appears the Committee is on track […]
Santa is spending an inordinate about of time at North Pole Flight Command. Staff at Flight Command say that Santa is involved in meetings, discussions about the new sleigh and in review of its performance. He has been here on an almost daily basis. Flight Command also says that Santa and a small contingent of […]
School is in session at North Pole Flight Command as reindeer and test pilots alike have been briefed on features new to Santa’s sleigh and are now being taught changes in flight procedures. All training sessions are being held in secure facilities. Details of all the new data and instruction have been classified as “top […]
