Santa launches in just two hours and he is refusing the arguments of experts who claim he will regret flying a 50-year-old sleigh tonight. Santa is insisting on using the vintage sleigh and nothing will change his mind. He also has refused to delay launch. All departments at the North Pole are scrambling at this […]
Santa is soon to return to the North Pole and when he gets here he will face a growing group of flight experts who plan to ask him to re-consider his choice of a sleigh for his ride later tonight. They feel not enough time has recently been spent in the vintage sleigh Santa plans […]
**BREAKING** Santa Claus will NOT be using last year’s sleigh when he launches from the North Pole in just 7 short hours. Santa has opted to use a vintage sleigh last flown for Christmas 1972. Many at the North Pole are familiar with this sleigh as it is a favorite of Santa’s. He frequently takes […]
The early word from Elf Supervisors in every sector is that Santa’s plans for earlier reporting from tracker elves located around the world has been extremely successful. Rather than cramming all the reports into the week before Christmas the reporting actually began last summer. Each sector since that time has compiled a database of information […]
