Santa’s launch is 250 days away. Elves in North Pole Flight Command are actually off today, as it is a Sunday and it is Easter. But the occasion is being marked with a number of activities. In fact, a debate has erupted in recent days over Santa’s sleigh. I’m told there will be some meetings […]
The Department of Redundancy Department has issued a warning to Flight Command about the schedule for the development of Santa’s Sleigh for this year. In a highly public and unusual announcement the department claimed the schedule for rolling out Santa’s new sleigh was insufficient and would lead to problems. The Department of Redundancy Department was […]
The regional HQ location for Sector 4 was finalized today when a contract was signed for a facility in Milgro, Ecuador. It is the first time Ecuador will host North Pole Flight Command. Milagro is a city of approximately 200,000 people, so it is a bit bigger than most remote locations that North Pole Flight […]
The largest class of sleigh traffic controllers ever assembled is meeting this week and next at North Pole Flight Command. More than 700 elves are now in training to become sleigh traffic controllers. Why the big need for more sleigh traffic controllers? Rumors in recent weeks of larger regional tracking centers that are established before […]
