Santa Will NOT Use Last Year’s Sleigh

**BREAKING** Santa Claus will NOT be using last year’s sleigh when he launches from the North Pole in just 7 short hours.

Santa has opted to use a vintage sleigh last flown for Christmas 1972.

Many at the North Pole are familiar with this sleigh as it is a favorite of Santa’s. He frequently takes it to classic sleigh shows and is known to favor the sleigh for personal excursions.

Flight planners, analysts and tracker experts are scrambling at this hour to understand how using a large, heavy, older model sleigh will work with Santa’s modern demands.

Please stand-by for more on this developing story.

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