South America is next on the flight plan for test flights of Santa’s sleigh. I’m told the nature of the tests there are “secret”. I am not sure why they need to be secret. It is not like the world really understands the technology of Santa’s sleigh anyway. All I know is that the sleigh […]
North Pole Flight Command crews are preparing to resume test flights very soon. Santa’s sleigh will be leaving the mid-Atlantic and will be flying over land in Europe. During the brief break in testing the sleigh received several design modifications. Engineers declined to specify what changes were made or why. They simply said these kinds […]
With test flights stalled over the Atlantic we have learned a few new details about why it is not moving at this time: adjustments to the design of the sleigh, coupled by a delay in building against that updated design has slowed down the tests. “There are a couple of things going on right now […]
Flight engineers overseeing the test flights of Santa’s sleigh say that operations will remain over the Atlantic ocean for the next several days. They are not saying why the sleigh tests won’t be moving to another part of the world anytime soon. We did speak with famed test pilot Elf Vernon, an elf with many […]
